Thursday, July 5, 2012

How to Have the Perfect 4th of July

In just 10 easy steps:

1: Start off with storms in the morning that turn into a beautiful sunny afternoon, just to make you appreciate the nice weather a little more.

2:  Add a community movie complete with snacks.

3: Throw in some board games in the sun, while everyone passes around two snack sized bags of chips.

4: Grill dinner to perfection, enjoy with a cold beer.

5: Drive around town to find some fireworks....sit behind a McDonald's to watch said fireworks (but first wait over a half hour for them to start.)

6: Drive back home, with everyone acting foolish in the car on the way.

7: Realize you're locked out because out of the 4 brilliant adults who went out together, not one thought to bring a key to get back in.

8: Creep around the monastery looking for signs that anyone anywhere is awake and able to let you in.

9: Play charades for 5 minutes trying to get the person inside to understand you're locked out and not just wearing glow bracelets and dancing outside  at 11pm for their entertainment.

10:  Sparklers magically appear- light and enjoy!

That's it in a nutshell. Your results may vary, but mine turned out pretty sweet :)


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